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I got this idea from a writing prompt here. It said: You need to sell this vehicle. Advertise it in an enticing way.
I don’t know about any of you, but I don’t believe there is any way anyone could entice ME to purchase THAT vehicle, even with s’mores, hot dogs or a years supply of Starbucks lattes thrown in!
Since there’s already a guy sitting in that car, I think it can go without saying (even though I’m writing it) there’s an ass for every seat.
I don’t know about any of you, but I don’t believe there is any way anyone could entice ME to purchase THAT vehicle, even with s’mores, hot dogs or a years supply of Starbucks lattes thrown in!
Since there’s already a guy sitting in that car, I think it can go without saying (even though I’m writing it) there’s an ass for every seat.
OMG, Pam....I'm sitting here laughing my ass off at this!
ReplyDeleteThis post is BRILLIANT!!!
"And in the summer, if you're ever hungry, you can heat a hot dog on the go. "
Bwhahahahahahahahahahha!
HILARIOUS!
You are sooooooooooooo clever!
Thanks for the GREAT laugh, my friend!
Hope you're enjoying a faaaabulous weekend!
(((( You ))))
X
P.S. "I think it can go without saying (even though I’m writing it) there’s an ass for every seat."
HAHAHAHAHAH LOVED THAT!
Ron, thank you!
ReplyDeleteI was browsing that site and found so many great ideas but this one just made me giggle so I had to share.
I am having a great weekend so far. Just got back from dinner with the hubster.
Austin has some friends over for his birthday and he's happy because he has his OWN computer. Now it's time for me to wind down and get ready for bed.
I hope you are having a good weekend too.
((You))