Over the past six months or so, my Happy Birthday Austin post has been inundated with Spammers. None of them make sense; they’re trolling for hits to their stupid-ass sites. But if I could respond to their dumb-as-they-come comments, this is what I’d say:
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If that’s all you have to say, then it’s apparent you have no intelligence. Because I don’t have a video on that post. Or any of my posts, for that matter. So, you’re just too damn dumb. And on another note, did you even LOOK at my son’s picture? Your web-site is to rid of acne. My kid doesn’t have ONE pimple! Like I said, you’re just too damn dumb...literally.
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Really? Your friend is doing homework on MY son’s birthday? And he bought YOU dinner because you stumbled onto my blog post? Wow, what the hell would he buy you, if, say, you stumbled into a worm hole? Let me rephrase that. lol. (And I’m laughing AT you, not with you). You’re welcome. I like writing about MY son’s birthday. I guess because I was the one who carried him inside my body then pushed him out of my hoo-hah. Maybe your friend should buy ME dinner. Actually, I’ll take you leaving me alone as payment in full.
There you have it, guys and gals. Spammers who will try and leave hyper-links in your comment section regardless of whether it relates to your post or not.
Feel free to poke fun at these dumb asses in MY comment section!
" And he bought YOU dinner because you stumbled onto my blog post? Wow, what the hell would he buy you, if, say, you stumbled into a worm hole? "
ReplyDeleteBwhahahahahahahaha! HILARIOUS, Pam!!!!!
And I agree, Blogger really does do a great job of catching spammers. What I used to do before I started using Disqus, is that I would close all the comments in my archives so that no one could leave any spammy comments. Now, with Disqus, I have it set up to automatically close each posts comments after 30 days. Yet, the spammers STILL send me spam via my email address.
Great post, my friend!
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Looks very similar to the kind of spam I get -- a hundred spam comments a day sometimes. The wording is designed to try to look like a real comment that will be allowed, regardless of what kind of post it's on -- but obviously it doesn't work very well. Very annoying that some people resort to this kind of "advertising".
ReplyDeleteLol sometimes I skim through my comment spam folder just for laughs. It blows my mind that people actually waste time and effort on such ridiculous, unsuccessful blabber. I've considered doing a post much like this one where I turn their comments into humorous entertainment. Great post :)
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